i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
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IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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