Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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