I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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