im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
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I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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