What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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