I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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