with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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