My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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