I'm really into asian looking animals
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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