Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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