we made out on top of his cat.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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