I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
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So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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