i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
