it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
North Korea, Best Korea!
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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