if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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