I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
smell my finger.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
My dick has a subreddit
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
