Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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