yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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