he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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