How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
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