OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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