Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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