So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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