What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
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100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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