We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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