You're so nebulous sometimes
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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