Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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