so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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