I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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