Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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