Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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