I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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