So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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