just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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