I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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