we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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