So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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