Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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