She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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