Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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