Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
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July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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