I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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