He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
What drink are we having for lunch?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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