People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
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It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
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But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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