SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
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lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
there is glitter all over my balls
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