You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
