yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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