There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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