How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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