That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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