Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
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so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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