just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
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Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
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