Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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