so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
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Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
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The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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