He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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