Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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